“The Apple what?” asks the sales assistant, blankly.
“The Apple Watch” I offer, assuming he misheard me. I am in the Apple store, after all.
“Apple doesn’t make any watches as far as I’m aware,” he says, apparently not having misheard.
“Oh. But when I was in your store in London they told me…”
“Would you be interested in having a look at the new iPhone 4”, he interjects, trying to be helpful.
“The iPhone 4?” I ask, confused. “I thought that was old. Aren’t we on the iPhone 6 now?”